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Prince William and Kate get cuddly. Nicole Richie gets married, elephant in tow. Miley Cyrus soldiers on despite bong-ripping controversy, and Madonna is banned from TV. Sunday gossip round up is a blizzard of titillating details Uproar in Britain, after the palace banned the manufacture of tea towels commemorating Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding—a years-long tradition. Only "permanent and significant" items will be allowed to be sold as souvenirs, so all you poor English people will have to scrape together your chimney sweeping earnings and buy a nice commemorative plate. To soothe the pain, the palace released the couple's official engagement photos. Great, they look like they're in an ad for STD medication. The two weren't able to show affection during their eight-month courtship, so now they're making up for lost time by getting all soft-focus and cuddly. Still, it's better than Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip's engagement shotchanel handbags outlet George W. Bush's niece Lauren Bush and her boyfriend, David Lauren (son of Ralph) are engaged. Page Six says that if Lauren takes David's last name, she "could have the most iconic name in the city": Lauren Lauren. I think Page Six is using a different definition of "iconic." [P6] Jersey Shore's Jwoww has a new book coming out, a 700-page novel that attempts to capture all of American experience in the tale of an 1800s haberdasher. Actually, it's a dating guide called The Rules According to Jwoww. Included are such excellent advice as Rule No. 52, "Hair belongs on your head… nowhere else." [P6] Miley Cyrus isn't letting her leaked bong-smoking video get her down. She's been filming a movie and was "a total pro" on the set. Was it a movie about smoking bongs? [TMZ] Madonna will not be appearing on Larry King replacement Piers Morgan's new CNN show. "She is too boring. She is too vegan for TV," he' said. "We have Lady Gaga now so Madonna is banned from my show." Catty! Guess this means U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon is definitely not on the guest list either. [Showbizspy]ugg outlet stores Nicholas Cage somehow owes the U.S. government $14 million in unpaid taxes and fees. He's been paying it off very slowly: From 2002-2004 he chipped away at $360,545. At this rate, he'll have had four separate comebacks and downfalls by the time he's paid off the debt in full. [TMZ] You can buy some of Michael Jackson's amusement park rides if you want. Cleaning extra. [TMZ] Nicole Richie and Joel Madden got married yesterday. There was an elephant. Too bad Katy Perry and Russel Brand did the elephant-at-the-wedding thing first. [People] Comedian Katt WIlliams has been ordered to pay $577,000 to a man because he sicced his dog on the guy's own dog. Not funny. [TMZ] Nicole Richie tied the knot with her longtime love Joel Madden. Celebs attending the wedding included Gwen Stefani, Ashlee Simpson, Kris Jenner, the groom's twin brother Benji Madden and Samantha Ronson -- but the biggest arrival of all was an elephant! Nicole, 29, and Joel, 31, who have been together for several years and have two children, wed in Los Angeles at the estate of her father Lionel Richie, which was tented for the nuptials, on Saturday, Dec. 11. Their children, Harlow, almost 3, and Sparrow, nearly 15 months, were in attendance for the ceremony. Movie News! Zero chemistry between sexy star celebs tanked box office results, but what was the real reason the celebrity couple cooled off romantic scenes? Believe it or not the reviews and box office results are coming in about the new Angelina Jolie – Johnny Depp movie The Tourist and movie goers are sharing bad news. The movie is a great storyline with absolutely zippo chemistry between the two star celebs. How could that be, with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie two of the hottest movie stars on the planet? Blame the press alleging the celebrity couple was having an affair, put two nervous nellie pseudo-spouses hanging out a lot on set with kids, and voilà — end all potential sparks between two celebrities filming what was supposed to have been a romantic action adventure on cam. [Dec. 12]ugg store The Tourist is a movie remake of a 2005 French film. Angelina Jolie signed on and began Filming in Paris, France February 23. Johnny Depp began filming March 1st. Early indications were that the movie would surely be a blockbuster hit. Now, the film’s twisted but uninteresting plot and the lack of charisma shown on screen between the partners are indicating The Tourist will be headed almost immediately to DVD. In what seems like a freak accident of nature, the movie is expected to take in less than $20 million during its opening weekend. Obviously Jolie and Depp fans are shocked by the news the film is doing so poorly — finishing behind The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader the latest sequel in the successful franchise. It’s expected to gross $30 million. Showbiz Spy reports Johnny Depp found it “awkward” kissing Angelina Jolie for a scene for their new movie The Tourist. We absolutely love the fancy velvet shorts Nicole Richie was recently spotted wearing out. Shorts are a great alternative to skirts in the winter, and layered over some opaque stockings make even the shortest shorts more palatable. Nicole is rocking a fantastic blue velvet pair and we’ve found a great version by Jane Norman for only $25! Take a look at 10 other New Year’s Eve-worthy pairs we’ve found. Best of all, you won’t have to worry about breaking the bank with these stem stunners—they’re all under 50 bucks! ugg sale Hollywood's hottest ladies and gents hit the town and we have all of the fun new footage in this edition of Celebrity GPS! Bride-to-be Nicole Richie kept mum about her impending wedding as she entered the Tracy Anderson Studio and Britney Spears smiled for the photogs as she was seen exiting Walmart. Meanwhile, Nicole Kidman was caught by the cameras leaving the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood and Orlando Bloom and his pregnant wife, model Miranda Kerr, were spotted leaving the Staples Center after catching a Lakers game. Is Nicole Richie teasing her fans on Twitter? Amid rampant speculation that she and Joel Madden were finally tying the knot this weekend at dad Lionel Richie's Beverly Hills mansion, the 29-year-old bride-to-be indicated Friday night that she was 2,500 miles from the wedding site: "Aaahhhhh FINALLY a proper winter. And I had to go all the way to New York to get it." Meanwhile, a delivery truck was seen outside her dad's house earlier in the day. So is her Tweet a clever decoy?cheap ugg Japan had no plan of dispatching its Self-Defense Forces to the Korean Peninsula to rescue Japanese nationals in the event of contingencies, local media reported Monday. "There is absolutely no such plan. Therefore there are no talks (with South Korea)," Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshito Sengoku was quoted by Kyodo News as saying. Prime Minister Naoto Kan said last week the government must consider creating a plan to rescue abducted Japanese nationals in the event of a contingency on the peninsula and may hold talks with South Korea to enable a dispatch of the SDF there in the future, according to Kyodo News report. Sengoku said Kan's remarks meant that Japan still needs to undertake "mental exercises" about what it could do to handle emergency situations on the peninsula. The Italian prime minister's chances of surviving a crucial no confidence motion in parliament are hanging by a thread, political commentators have predicted, saying the outcome could be decided by as little as a single vote. Tuesday's vote comes as Silvio Berlusconi, 74, wades through one of his toughest years in 2010, an "annus horribilis" of scandal and bitterness that has undermined his leadership and left his struggling centre-right government in disarray. A split with a group led by Gianfranco Fini, his former ally, in July cost him a secure parliamentary majority and after months of stalemate, a no confidence motion in parliament seems likely to be decided by just one or two votes. A no-confidence motion will be brought by opponents in the lower chamber of deputies and a confidence motion by supporters in the senate. cheap uggs online Berlusconi has been predicting he will win, but if he loses he will have to resign, halfway through the five-year term of parliament. Fini predicted the prime minister would lose and said he was fighting to cling to power solely to avoid criminal trials related to his business empire. But as the date labelled "B-Day" by Italian media approaches, a campaign of promises and arm-twisting has been underway to detach wavering deputies from the rebel camp and the government has been increasingly hopeful of getting through. "I am optimistic," Roberto Cota, governor of the Piemonte region and a leading figure in Berlusconi's Northern League coalition partners, told SkyTG24 television on Sunday. Political number crunchers in the media and parliament estimated Berlusconi may just have the numbers to survive with 314 possible votes against 313 for the combined opposition.uggs sale The result could depend on last-minute changes of heart or outside factors such as whether any of three pregnant deputies expected to vote against the government have to be absent from the chamber.uggs on sale online usa The vote will be closely watched on bond markets which are on high alert over the euro zone debt crisis and which could turn on Italy, one of the most heavily indebted countries in Europe, if the situation threatens financial stability. Even if Berlusconi scrapes through, there is little confidence that he will have the strength to push through the kind of reforms authorities such as the Bank of Italy believe are needed to address deep-seated problems in the economy. An alarming jump in the premium investors demand to hold Italian debt rather than benchmark German bonds last month underlined the danger, although the interest rate spread has since come back from the record levels it hit on November 30. "However it finishes, there are grounds to be sceptical about the immediate future of the country," Il Sole 24 Ore, the financial daily often seen as the mouthpiece of the Italian business establishment, wrote in an editorial on Sunday